I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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