Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
