She's JV to your varsity
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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