i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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