I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
