So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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