she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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