We won't sleep together?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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