She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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