PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
