I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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