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(469): View more from Texas

She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke

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(406): View more from Montana

Its weird to pet your cat with a boner

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What the fuck?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.

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(317): View more from Indiana

cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome

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(917): View more from New York City

was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?

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(313): View more from Michigan

An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.

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(706): View more from Georgia

i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.

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save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.

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