He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
