The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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