I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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