The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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