Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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