i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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