i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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