hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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