they need to just BURY HIM!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Randomize
