I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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