i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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