Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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