dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i came on her dog
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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