You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
What a dumb baby whore.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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