i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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