Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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