I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
