Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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