Me too!
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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