question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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