don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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