So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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