I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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