Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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