If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Boobs are out for the taking
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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