i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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