And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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