is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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