its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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