if you like me you must not know who I am
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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