it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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