i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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