don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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