I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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