I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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