real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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