In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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