And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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