I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
