tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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