Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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