So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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